Well, after a couple months of work, it is just about complete.  I am waiting on a storage bench in which to pile her dress up clothes and I picked up her bed frame on Saturday.  Then, it is stay clean or drive your mother insane.

These curtains were actually a bed sheet from when I was a teenager.  I know, crazy.  I had pastels in my room. (I shudder to admit).  I pulled them out to make Ellette’s bed one day and noticed a giant tear at one end.  Mourning the loss of otherwise perfect bed sheets and wondering how to salvage what remained, I climbed into her loft and did my favorite – eyeball measuring (do NOT try this at home!!  Measuring tape is your friend).

The purple lace at the bottom is something left from my grandmother’s craft room and went wonderfully with the butterflies in the fabric.  Ellette saw them after I got them situated and squeeled in delight (and I came to sudden realization that the squeeling will only get progressively worse as she gets older and I regretted making anything for her, for the sake of my eardrums.)

I was finally able to hang up the squat fairy tent a neighbor gave us as they moved out (and Ellette has been bugging me relentlessly about hanging up).  There is a purple beanbag tucked inside of the tent to allow comfort for her retreat.  She likes to lay up there reading.  It took two small carpets from Target to cover the floor.  We tried going with one, but it was too small and awkward for the space, so a second one was procured.  We moved her bookshelf up there along with some bins of toys and Ellette loves it!

Last weekend, Ellette had a friend over and the two of them spent the entire time hiding in her loft playing.  I would say it has been a success.

And now I get to tell her incessently to pick up her dirty clothes from the floor.

(PS: I realize I promised patterns for the Tetris afghan and the gauntlets, but remember that the charger for my laptop is broken and the battery is dead.  It has been a sad week.  The only way I have been able to update is by hogging the family computer.  All of my information for those two projects – notes, charts, photos – is on my laptop.  We tried to pick up a generic charger from the store, but the plug was too big.  I had to order one special – it should be arriving soon.  I appreciate your patience!)

Some time ago, I started making a pair of slippers to warm Ellette’s feet.  They were such a fast knit.  I put them through the wash to felt, did a little hand felting, and then abandoned them.  What had happened, I suppose, is that I realized the heel was a bit tight while I was hand felting and tried to stretch it out a bit before it could dry.  I pulled to hard, and the seam, which I had read was a very important seam to reinforce (but, obviously, didn’t reinforce) split.  Discouraged, I dried the slippers and threw them in my UFO pile.

Well, while reading a book on fairies with Ellette, I realize these slippers would make fantastic Tinkerbell shoes.  So, I sucked it up, got out the thread and pompom maker, and fixed them up.  She loves them.  Wears them whenever she is in the house.  She loves dressing up and has quite a collection of clothes with which to do so (and a mother who keeps adding to the collection with every thrift store run), these slippers are perfect.  She wants me to make them in every color!

I must say I do enjoy watching her prance around the house in them.

The Pattern: French Press Felted Slippers by French Press .  I used the helpful notes from sarahlauren to turn the adult sized slippers into a child’s size 1.  Instead of putting the band and button across the top, I made two large pompoms to sew down.  Yarn was Knit Picks Wool of the Andes in Evergreen (I don’t remember what I used for the poms).

At some point over the past few days two cataclysmic events occured.  The first was the loss of battery power in Pixie’s beloved netbook.  The second, and more catastrophic, was the discovery of a broken power cord.  Now, your dear Pixie faces the black as ideas bombard her and projects are completed.

Steps are being taken as we speak to rectify this tragic situation.  A new power strip is being located from the jungle of Chicago shopping complexes and a dark screen is frantically being supplicated and seduced in hopes of revival.

Will the power be found in time?  Or will Pixie’s inspiration flee her as quickly as it arrived?

And who stepped on the power cord?

Tune in tomorrow for the answers.

Roughly 16 hours and 600 aluminum scales went into the making of these custom fit, knuckle to elbow gauntlets.  Several curses escaped my lips as each scale had to be put on it’s designated stitch just so to ensure it would sit properly.  I ask you, what is “fair pricing” when it comes to services rendered?  Why is it expected to pay minimum wage to a bus boy but not to an artist?  We pay more hourly to special services like maid services!  How is an artist different?  Special skill sets require special compensation.  Knitting is a special skill.  If it weren’t, I would not have been hired to make these.  They almost ended up homeless as a result.  I worried an agreement could not be reached.

I am a Knitter.  This is a significant portion of my income.  I knit for hire, I design, and I make things for wholesale and consignment.  This is a job for me, just like teaching, building, and accounting are jobs for others.  I require a roof over my head and food in my belly, just as much as they do, and this is how I choose to make the money needed.

Perhaps it still has me a little frazzled how many people undervalue this .

I took note of everything I did and yes, a pattern will be following shortly, complete with a picture tutorial on adding the scales.

Randy the Pirate had so much fun modeling these for me.  Thanks!

After two hours and one beer at knit night, it is finished.  I was so happy, I had to show everyone as they walked by.

This morning, I took it to work with me, where I was able to package and meter it without leaving the office.  It is now on it’s journey to California to warm a friend of mine.

The construction is fairly simple – mitered squares that are worked together as you go along.  It makes for quick knitting, and the color changes keep it interesting.  It is almost fully reversible.  I would be interested in seeing the picked up stitches done in black, so that every square has a border.

And it is finished with an I-Cord edging which nearly made me strangle myself from frustration.

There have been several requests for a pattern, which will be out next week if everything goes right.  There may be another pattern coming out before March as well.

In the meantime, I rewarded myself with more yarn and have begun mapping out the next project in my head, although it is not so much a Spring project.  Some of the others are, so I may have to get through this one real quick to get on to the others.

I would damn the inspiration, but you never know when it will decide to leave you.  So I will offer it a humble thanks.

• The arrival of an out of print game - Civilization - has prompted the neglect of sleep this past week.  We tell ourselves that we will only play a few rounds, and pretty soon the game is almost over and a bottle of wine has gone missing.
• Also neglected have been the scale mail gauntlets and the Tetris afghan.
• To get me through the tedium of weaving in ends, I began watching Dance Academy.
• And I wonder to myself why Australian TV is so much better than ours.
• Their soap operas are pretty cool too.
• Watching a show about a teenage dance school has given me quite the itch to dance.
• As part of reconciliation for allowing our lives to become routinous and kind of boring (I know), Odin independently arranged a night out.
• I don’t have a choice.
• We’re going Salsa dancing at Alhambra.
• Even though I”m wicked tired and slightly hung over.
• Apparently, the missing bottle of wine was consumed mostly by me.
• I plead the fifth.
• Alhambra is 1.5 hrs on the CTA.  1.5 hrs that I should be knitting the projects I have been neglecting.  But the scale maille is not good travel knitting.  And the afghan is far to big for the train.  And the snarky cardi needs blocking.
• So I suppose this means I get to start something new?

So today was spent with a not-so-sick child (but still unable to be returned to school – district policy).  I’m kind of annoyed with her, and confined her to the couch with only the most boring of acitivities available.

In the meantime, I started work on a commission.  Unfortunately, it is going to take a few more days on the Tetris afghan.  (I’m bummed too – maybe).

This is going to be an interesting project for me:

The interest in this project is starting to wear thin.  Those scales are kind of fiddly and annoying.  Argh.

Have I offended you in some way?  Were the colors in your lap not as complimentary as you had hoped?  Was the garter stitch too nauseating?  Did you complete the I-Cord edging and realize the drape was all off?  What have I done wrong? Please, tell me!

All I remember is your satisfied face as you cast off the last three stitches of I-Cord and fold me up carefully to put me in this tote bag.  I remember hearing your promise of returning to me the next day to weave in all those ends.  But you never came.

After waiting for three days, I peeked over the edge of the flap to see you sitting there, happily knitting away at that skanky little cardigan.  You say it is for the office, but we all know the truth.  It is quick, cheap, and easy and you lost control.  She seduced you.  That cute little cable detail in the front.  The plunging neckline.  She did everything right.

And now I watch you picked up stitches for her neckband, and you really seem like you are going to finish her!  Why can’t you stop now and return to me!  I understand needing to take a break.  I understand an afghan is a large and daunting task.  I even feel your pain over that sudden black hole we found ourselves in toward the end.

But I need closure!  I don’t care if you want to move on to the next tantalizing knit, something cuter and slimer than me, just finish me!  Weave in the ends and cut the ties!  I can’t stand being stashed away here in this cream colored bag, waiting to be draped over a lap and provide warmth.  And don’t lie to yourself.  We both knew when this thing started that we would never end up together.  From the first square, you had it in your head to send me off to California where the sun never stops shining and half of it is desert.  You really think I will be needed out there?  You are a fool.

Wait…look…

I’m sorry, baby.  I don’t mean to hurt you.  You know that.  We both need to cherish these last remaining moments together for what they are.  We both need to wrap this up.  So please, come back to me.  I need you.

Yours Truly,

Tetris

PS – if that sleazy black cardigan tries to wrap herself around you one more time, I’m grabbing the nearest pair of scissors.

Perhaps my subconscious realizes that if I were to stop now and move to something else, this afghan might not get finished.  Perhaps the demand for a pattern is pushing me along.  Perhaps I just need the sense of accomplishment.

What pushes you to finish something?

This discovery coincided with a post by Knitgrrl about knitting and e-Readers, and I spent my day considering where technology has taken Knitters, and where Knitters have pushed technology.  E-Readers have become rather popular in the knitting community because of their ability to store patterns and allow us to manipulate those patterns to suit our goals.

The latest edition of Knitty offers a really cool pattern for those of you with touch screen anything.  Touch screens make hand-knit mittens and gloves a little useless, as you have to remove the handwarmer to operate the phone or iPad or whatever.  Teknika is a pattern that utilizes Conductive Thread (available for purchase here) and combines it with stranded colorwork for a fashionable and useful glove in this modern world.

After doing some searching, we found Talk2MyShirt, a site focused on wearable technology.

The device that inspired this train of thought is the Arduino Lilypad, a small circular, programmable disk that can be sewn into just about anything and programmed to do just about anything.  This video on YouTube has a display of many things that it has been used for, and it is kind of mind-boggling.  One of the things that caught me off guard (and really shouldn’t have), was the assisted knitting purse, which holds patterns in it and relays them back to you via light sequences.  There are so many possibilities to incorporate this technology into our knitting, my head is reeling!

What are your thoughts on the subject?