Perils of a Yarn Diet

Scene: A frazzled knitter leaves her work, eager to grab her child and head to knit night.

Scene: She arrives at the house, greets the sitter and child, walks into her bedroom and grabs her yarn bag. She sets this next to her purse by the door.  She finishes getting her child ready and says goodbye to the sitter. Then, she picks up her purse and heads out the door.

Scene: Knitter and child get on the train, the door closes and the train pulls away. Knitter realizes she forgot her knitting. Does she get off at the next stop and go back?  Does she give up on knit night?  Or should she break her yarn diet?  Aware that a present awaits her from a friend at the yarn store, she puts her faith in the fiber deities.

Scene: Knitter arrives at the yarn store, opens her present, and sighs in relief.

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Then, she realizes that while she now has yarn, she does not have anything to knit with.

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Whatever, needles don’t break the yarn diet.

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